why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
A thousand people in an iron box. No food, no water. After a month, we ate the weak…. You know what I hate about myself? I know what people tastes like…. I know that babies taste best.
‘Selfie’ was named the Word of the Year by the Oxford Dictionary
Pseudo-intellectuals everywhere cried about the ‘death of the English language’
Because God forbid modern colloquial speech be recognised as valid.
Time Magazine refers to ‘millenials’ as the ‘me me me generation’
Selfish, all we care about is personal gratification
Lazy, entitled, shallow narcissists.
A picture of a girl taking a selfie on her phone is used for the cover
Because our selfishness can be summed up in the fact that we like how we look enough to document it.
We are consumed, they tell us, with our self image.
Everything is about us.
With the addition of every word to the dictionary,
‘Hashtag’. ‘Perf’. ‘Sexting’. ‘Totes’. ‘Selfie’,
The ‘me-me-me’ generation continues to make it all about ourselves,
And we should, they tell us, weep,
We should weep because we are entitled,
Because all we care about are selfies and parties and Instagram,
Because this is the generation that will one day run the world,
And for that, we should weep,
Because all we are is ‘me-me-me’.
Let me tell you something.
Every year, university tuition will be 2.3% more expensive for MY GENERATION,
MY GENERATION reports the highest levels of anxiety and depression than ANY other generation,
15% more of US than YOU will go to university,
But 46% of MY GENERATION won’t find a job until over a year after law school,
MY GENERATION, on average, is $47,628 in debt.
58% of girls in MY GENERATION feels like they are the wrong weight,
95% of people with eating disorders are part of MY GENERATION,
And MY GENERATION has a million dollar industry telling us that we are not good enough,
That we are ugly, lazy, and entitled,
And anything we do to be financially successful,
Or less stressed,
Or beautiful, god dammit,
Is in vain.
So pick up your phone,
Pick your favourite filter,
And take a goddamn selfie.
You deserve it for having to grow up in these times.
|—||My poem, ‘Hashtag Selfie’. (via menstruate)|
"If you have a problem with people living their lives and being authentically who they are, you really should go and do some soul-searching."
Side note: For a moment there I thought she was going to say “You really should go fuck yourself” but I suppose this is a lot more graceful and polite :P
For two hours.
Karen Gillan - Guardians of the Galaxy Premiere - July 21st 2014
Dreams would be much more fun if they were multi-player servers that other sleeping people could join.
write a book
if u were dating a FBI agent and you dumped him.
he would be ur fed ex
I hope the NSA people scanning my blog got a chuckle out of that
why does no one ever talk about wilbur robinson from meet the robinsons
look at him
didnt people ship him with his dad
and now i know why no one talks about him
Because a man has to be a sociopath to love a woman with cellulite.
Fuck this world.
If all residents of hell look like Scarlett Johansson, I renounce my atheism and take up Satanism
whoever wrote this needs to be punched. a lot.
oh no 27. im 19 and have it, welcome to the non airbrushed real world
#that article is bullshit #i would pay anything to look as good as her #like goddamn
I’m 20 and I have stretch marks and cellulite.
Most people get cellulite and stretch marks around 15. Literally because Puberty.
She looks hot as fuck okay? Besides, maybe he’s just attracted to her personality GASP
i am like 98% sure that whenever sherlock hears john getting out of the shower he’s just like
The quickest way to destroy a crush is to ask for their views on feminism.
its really painfully true
Or on evolution. Two months into a relationship I took this guy to the Natural History museum. I was explaining the significance of a replica of Lucy. He turned to me and said, “you do know I’m a creationist, right?” I was studying biological anthropology.
Omfg, that is truly painful.