everyone’s trying to stump the akinator so i’m gonna try and see if he’ll know that i’m thinking of the little symbol on the front of his turban
come on it hasn’t even been 10 fucking seconds
GOD DAMN IT
i fucking hate this stupid piece of shit genie fuck him i hate him so fucking much
My math binders are always red every year I feel like math is just a red subject
Math is a blue subject and I’m prepared to fight you over this
red vs blue
Maths is blue English is red science is yellow or green
i feel like i shouldnt have to say this but
its okay to become asexual after a sexual trauma
just because you feel your sexuality changed because of an event like this doesn’t make it any less valid. sexuality is fluid. it can always evolve and change.
I WAS SO SCARED
I WAS REALLY FUCKING CONCERNED
Oh god. I was, actually scared.
EVERYONE WAS CONCERNED
I met this albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.
Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.
Mark Gatiss just said on Radio 3 that the endlessly fascinating thing about Holmes is that “you can project anything you like onto him”.
Perhaps he should remind Benedict that this is what fanfic writers are doing, just as Mark and Steven are😀
This is what it’s like when I go on someone’s blog and a playlist starts playing.
how the fuck did they film that scene
they threw a radio at his face
there’s a “photo” going around of Emma Watson wearing a dress that is see-through at the top, showing her breasts, and because apparently literally nobody has any common sense, most people are assuming that it’s real and are reblogging it.
i get that the way it’s being framed on…
Imagine having 2 dads, and then them divorcing and dating other men. Then you’d have 4 dads.
The amount of dad jokes…
"Hi hungry, I’m dad."
"Hi dad, I’m dad too!"
"Hi dad too, I’m dad three."
"Hi dad three, I’m dad."
What have you done
I’m going to leave it there for the 4am crew to find when the lights come on